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This could take a long while as, frankly, we just can't be arsed. Personally I blame Chris for going mental with the staple gun because that turned into a fucking nightmare. When poor Chanel-Rae got her left tit punctured it was awful, talk about silicon valley! Heyho, that's a development environment for you.
Anyway, I digress. You could still contact us on the email address but we've deleted it and nobody wants to tell you the new one. Really, I asked twice.
By the way, just before I go. You see the young lady in the picture? Well that's not Chanel-Rae, no really! It isn't. Anyway, you can barely see the scar, although now she has got one boob bigger than the other.
We'll be back soon. Maybe...
Coming soon: the definitive and most sexy website for 'International Idiots'. Watch this space!
Oh, and Sheila said you can email us again. That was nice :)
11/08/24 - Work has begun on updating this website, but it might not be what you are expecting. Sheila is being very negative as usual and has put a padlock on the coffee machine until we agree that she can bring her lucky gonk to work. I've explained that lucky gonks are allowed but hers is five feet tall and that's just ridiculous!
Anyway the work should take a few weeks so visit again soon.
